After posting about the sheer awesomeness of accountants and their profession I thought it only fair to focus on some more boring professions. Take biochemists for example, they’re pale and dull people who spend their entire days hunched over bunsen burners frantically trying to make up stuff about the blurry specs they see on their screens. I mean, look at the extremely dull gel pictured at the top of this post. Is there any way that actually means anything? Its clearly something that even a two year old could make up in 5 seconds flat. Though be sure not to tell them that to their face because then you’ll see the chemicals fly and in my humble opinion, anyone who has a large stock of cyanide near at hand should be treated very carefully 
So remember kids, rather strive to become an exciting accountant and not a boring, dull biochemist. after all, who wants to look at the very matter of life when you could rather look at spreadsheets and numbers every single day for the rest of your life? 
And to add insult to injury, look at their attempt to be ‘cool’ with The PCR Song
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